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Definitely | umakemelaugh


Nursery school teacher says to her class, ´Who can use the word ´Definitely´ in a sentence?´

First a little girl says ´The sky is definitely blue´ Teacher says, ´Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange...´

Second little boy...´Trees are definitely green´ ´Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.´

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

´Does a fart have lumps?´

The teacher looks horrified and says...´Johnny! Of course not!!!´

´OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...´

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