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JOKES
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A woman is out driving with her young daughter and they get stuck behind a dustbin lorry. Suddenly, a vibrator flies out of the lorry and hits the car windscreen.
'My! What a large insect!' the embarrassed mum says, trying to protect her daughter.
To which the girl replies:
'I'm surprised it can fly with a willy like that!'
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My mum and I were going shopping, so Dad asked us to pick up a new light for his tropical fish tank. In the pet shop the lamps were all a different wattage, so I rang Dad's mobile and asked him: 'What watt do you want?'
'What?' Dad replied.
'What watt do you want?' I repeated.
His answer? 'Why are you stuttering?'
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